Re: [IRCA] Savage Nation (was 1650 fun)

[Milspec390@xxxxxxx]

Dr. Young & fellow IRCA Medical Consultants - 

 Re: Patient, Savage, M., Dr.

Dunno. Perhaps Thorazine et al tried w/no effect? Depakote (Valproic Acid), 
old & effective med w/new applications, most effective - but perhaps patient 
Dr. S beyond its reach? Depakote a good mood stabilizer. Perhaps > your 
recommended QID from 1000mg to 1 Kg? Seem in the right neighborhood?  More?

Whattabout Scopolamine? Used on pregnant hysterics back inna bad old days of 
bathing patients w/deuce-and-a-half fire hose?  Might this render patient a 
tad more 'civil'?

Your thoughts?

For your consideration: Shock treatments are not the dread Rx of old. ECT 
they call it, painless, no twitching, leg-kicking, flailing about, memory 
retention better. 

If all else fails:

Lobotomy?  Performed on-air by docs dresssed in khaftans & turbans, for good 
effect?

                                              Yours in professional consult,

                                                       Dr. Zecchino

PV Zecchino, T.D.
Manaseroquel Key, FL

"Lobotomies?! Aren't they for like, loonies?"
                                         - Otto Madd

 "Not at all. Friend of mine had one...and now he's well again."
                       - Dr. J. Frank Parnell


 
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