[IRCA] OT: Trade or Tune up?

["willis" <k4ape@xxxxxxxx>]

 I know it's a little off topic, however, it's cute, and describes some of
us to a tee.

> IF  MY BODY WERE A CAR...
>
> If  my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
trading
> it in for a newer model.
>
> I've got bumps and dents and  scratches in my finish and my paint job is
> getting a little dull,  but that's not the worst of it.
>
> My  headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things  up
> close.
>
> My radio is out of tune, the audio is muffled and garbled. The hearing of
DX
> stations is all most impossible. The AM gets FM, and FM is filled with
IBOC.
>
> My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
>
> I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of
weather.
>
> My  whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
>
> It takes me  hours to reach my maximum speed.
>
> My fuel  rate burns inefficiently.
>
> But here's  the worst of it --
>
>
>
>
> Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks
> or my exhaust backfires!

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