[Swprograms] Fw: Olympics

["Paul David" <pauldavid@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

This may be off topic for some e-groups, but I have my sister in Bracknell
to thank for this information.
PAUL DAVID,
Wembley Park, United Kingdom

Sent: Thursday, September 16, 2004 8:39 PM
Subject: Olympics


> Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the
> Summer Olympics that they'd like to take back:
>
> 9. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
> personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
>
> 8. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and
> father."
>
> 7. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in
> boxing, but none of them really that serious.
>
> 6. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
> expect the same thing again."
>
> 5. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
> it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
>
> 4. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
> president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
>
> 3. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
> eleven Dicks on the field."
>
> 2. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that,
> before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh
my
> God, what have I just said?"
>
> and without doubt the very best of all.............
>
> 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."


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