Re: [IRCA] Kinky Friedman

["Bob Young" <youngbob53@xxxxxxx>]

(kinky friedman)

Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin lone star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
they oughta send you back to russia, boy, or new york city one
You just want to doodle a christian girl and you killed gods only son.

I said, has it occurred to you, you nerd, that thats not very nice,
We jews believe it was santa claus that killed jesus christ.
you know, you dont look jewish, he said, near as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country nigger.

No, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
They dont turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to shoutin and a-spittin on the floor,
lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore.

He says, i aint a racist but aristitle onassis is one greek we dont need
And them niggers, jews and sigma nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops n micks n slopes n spics n spooks are on my list
And theres one little hebe from the heart of texas is there anyone I missed 
?

Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes.
I says, Im gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutin that pack of 
lies.
If theres one thing I cant abide, its an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back that thing you said bout aristitle onassis.

No, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
We dont turn the other cheek the way we done before.
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
lord, they sho aint makin jews like jesus anymore!
All right!

No, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
We dont turn the other cheek the way they done before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
Lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore.

Everybody!
They aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
They aint makin carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole damn place was singin as I strolled right out the door
lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore!

No, we aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
We dont turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Well, the whole damn place was singin as I strolled right out the door
lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore!

>From: Michael Hawkins <downsized99@xxxxxxxxx>
>Reply-To: Mailing list for the International Radio Club of 
>America<irca@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>To: Mailing list for the International Radio Club of 
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>Subject: Re: [IRCA] Purple People Eater again
>Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 18:36:07 -0800 (PST)
>
>So maybe we need to get the lyrics for "They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus 
>Anymore" by Kinky Friedman.  That ought to inspire some kind of 
>inappropriate reaction.
>
>
>Bob Young <youngbob53@xxxxxxx> wrote:
>   I got these from a different website, any different?
>
>
>
>
>Purple People Eater
>by Sheb Wooley
>
>Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
>It had one long horn, one big eye.
>I commenced to shakin' and I said, "Ooh-eee"
>It looks like a purple people eater to me.
>
>It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater,
>(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
>A one-eyed one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
>Sure looks strange to me. (One eye?)
>
>Well he came down to earth and lit in a tree
>I said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat me
>I heard him say in a voice so gruff
>I wouldn't eat you 'cos you're so tough
>
>
>It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
>one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
>one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
>Sure looks strange to me. (one horn?)
>
>I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line?
>He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
>But that's not the reason that I came to land
>I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band!
>
>Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple people eater.
>Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
>(we wear short shorts) Flyin' purple people eater
>sure looks strange to me.
>
>And then he swung from the tree and lit on the ground.
>He started to rock, really rockin' around
>It was a crazy little ditty with a swingin' tune
>(sing awop bob aloo bop lop bam boom)
>
>Well, bless my soul, rock and roll
>flyin' purple people eater
>Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater.
>Flyin' little people eater
>Sure looks strange to me. (purple people?)
>
>And then he went on his way, and then what do you know.
>I saw him last night on a TV show.
>He was blowing it out, a' really knockin' em dead
>Playing rock and roll music through the horn in his head
>
>
>
> >From: Russ Edmunds
> >Reply-To: Mailing list for the International Radio Club of
> >America
> >To: Mailing list for the International Radio Club of
> >America
> >Subject: Re: [IRCA] Purple People Eater
> >Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 15:59:58 -0800 (PST)
> >
> >
> >--- Bob Young wrote:
> >
> > > You guys asked for it:
> > >
> > >
> > > Words and music by Sheb Wooley.
> > >
> > > Lyrics to Purple People Eater.
> > >
> > >
> >
> >*** I seem to recall a line in one of the choruses which included a
> >"Bless-My-Soul Flyin' Purple People Eater".
> >
> >Russ Edmunds
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