[IRCA] Perks of Being over 50!!

["Terry Klasek" <evharben@xxxxxxx>]

PERKS OF BEING OVER 50

1.  Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage  situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects  you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake  you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6.  There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now  won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.

9. You can  live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You enjoy hearing about  other people's operations.

11. You get into heated arguments about  pension plans.

12. You no longer think of speed limits as a  challenge.

13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the 
room.

14. You sing along with elevator music.

15. Your eyes  won't get much worse.

16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

17. Your joints are more accurate  meteorologists than the national weather 
service.

18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them 
either.

19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

20. You can't remember who sent you this list.


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